Jokes For Wedding(Relax!!)

• I like the story of the woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with jewels. Her explanation: "If I die and my husband remarries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
• She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He'll be late, he's playing poker with you."
• Married life is full of excitement and frustration :- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.- In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".